Allow me to introduce you to my new, favorite game from Pocket Monkey: Nerdzilla!
This game is a whack-o-mole type game where you have to slap the nerds who keep raising their hands in class, making us cooler, but obviously less-intelligent people, look bad in front of the professor. Each level is a class that must be passed and they get harder and harder as these nerds start wising up to your attacks. They'll start using books to block your hits and some of the little rascals will even need to be slapped an extra time just because they're so resilient.
NOW, I know some of your brains are ticking, telling you things like, "Wait a second...I got straight A's in my advanced Trigonometry class and my Organic Chemistry class...am I possibly, per chance, per tiny whim, one of these so called 'nerds' to which Kelsey is referring?"
My answer: YES. YOU ARE. Why on earth would you take ADVANCED TRIGONOMETRY?! YOU TRYIN' TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF MY PEEPS?!
It's cool, it's cool, because you'll enjoy this game too. Nerds, not only will you be able to show off your excellent hand-eye coordination skills, but you can also assuage your insatiable need to get passing grades by Acing each level with an A for your excellent self-hate.
For all you cool kids out there: Well, I'm sure you don't need to be lectured on the pros of beating that kid that made you look bad in front of your woman, Susan Packard, in the 7th grade.
Here's a little tip: I find that naming each nerd really helps you get into the game. I've named every single one "Chad" because all the Engineers I can think of that I don't appreciate are named Chad. Erics, Ryans, and Jasons are OK in my book. Sorry Chads!
Here's a couple screenshots for you to feast your eyes upon.
This game is great just because it is so extremely addictive and the drive to get a better grade at each level really keeps you going. I couldn't put it down until I was a straight A student. Also, this game comes with OpenFeint and unlockable achievements. If you want more information about Nerdzilla and it's progress through the endless tunnel that is Apple, please follow me on Twitter @PocketKelsey
