Hello Brave New World
by Kelsey Hoff on Thursday 15th Oct 2009

Hello readers! Welcome to my personal blog about all things cool, iDevice related and otherwise. This being the first blog, I’ll take the freebie pass and introduce myself to you. It’ll be much like one of those extremely annoying surveys you’d find on a myspace bulletin, but you don’t have to pass it on (if you don’t want to)

My name is Kelsey Hoff.

I live in beautiful, spectacular, Portland, Oregon. Yes, therefore I like rain.

I’m 21 and it’s awesome.

I work for Pocket Monkey Games with CEO Kris Jones.

In fact, he and his wife live right down the street from me.

I like Apple. A lot. To me they can do no wrong.

Except when they neglect game designers and take weeks to approve your game simply because they’re working on a new update to their software. PUL-LEASE!

My iPhone and I are best friends. It's name is Cherry.

I like Apps that are artistic and unique. The artwork is everything to me.

If another game that copies Flight Control comes out and makes it big, I will have lost faith in the iDevice community.

I guarantee you that I can school you at Soul Caliber. I basically rule that game.

When I need artistic inspiration, I sit down and play Castle Crashers.

I really hope Castle Crashers comes to the iDevice very soon.

I have a pet parakeet and I am teaching him to say everything he says in an English accent, in honor of Chris Thomas. And because I like English accents.

I like to cook. It's super rad.

I'm also a professional photographer.


Some of you may already know me from Pocket Monkey Games and, well, some of you may not know me at all. But I look forward to informing you, my dear readers, on all things iDevice related. And of course, all things cool, as previously stated.

xoxo K


PS - Follow me on twitter! @pocketkelsey