Hello readers! Welcome to my personal blog about all things cool, iDevice related and otherwise. This being the first blog, I’ll take the freebie pass and introduce myself to you. It’ll be much like one of those extremely annoying surveys you’d find on a myspace bulletin, but you don’t have to pass it on (if you don’t want to)
My name is Kelsey Hoff.
I live in beautiful, spectacular, Portland, Oregon. Yes, therefore I like rain.
I’m 21 and it’s awesome.
I work for Pocket Monkey Games with CEO Kris Jones.
In fact, he and his wife live right down the street from me.
I like Apple. A lot. To me they can do no wrong.
Except when they neglect game designers and take weeks to approve your game simply because they’re working on a new update to their software. PUL-LEASE!
My iPhone and I are best friends. It's name is Cherry.
I like Apps that are artistic and unique. The artwork is everything to me.
If another game that copies Flight Control comes out and makes it big, I will have lost faith in the iDevice community.
I guarantee you that I can school you at Soul Caliber. I basically rule that game.
When I need artistic inspiration, I sit down and play Castle Crashers.
I really hope Castle Crashers comes to the iDevice very soon.
I have a pet parakeet and I am teaching him to say everything he says in an English accent, in honor of Chris Thomas. And because I like English accents.
I like to cook. It's super rad.
I'm also a professional photographer.
Some of you may already know me from Pocket Monkey Games and, well, some of you may not know me at all. But I look forward to informing you, my dear readers, on all things iDevice related. And of course, all things cool, as previously stated.
xoxo K
PS - Follow me on twitter! @pocketkelsey
7 comments
Pocket Monkey / 16th Oct 2009
As a reward to the first few readers of Kelseys Hoff newest blog she requested that we put up some promo codes for Swingaling: MHLP444HKFNP 99X699WTN9YH 3NKF4FJWFME7 3JWHK9LPE4X7 Hope you lucky winners enjoy!
Josh Ernstrom / 16th Oct 2009
Hey there, I'll be keeping an eye on your blog Kelsey. I'm a fan of Pocket Monkey games and I already have Swingaling. Thanks for the offer of the codes Pocket Monkey!
baron Raymondo / 16th Oct 2009
if i had an iphone, id so get that game. but i did get a chance to play champion archer and sparta, and theyre kickass games kelsey. very nice work.
zanga / 16th Oct 2009
Umm... why you here without an iphone? Castle Crashers would pwn the appstore. Pocket monkey should make Castle crashers. Tell newgrounds you will share profits. that would be the BEST idea for both of u.
p0rtalthinker / 17th Oct 2009
That's obvious; they would get pwned by people bi*ching it's a ripoff of knights onrush. Jk I think; it's possible it could happen.
zanga / 17th Oct 2009
portlathinker. knights onrush is nothing like Castle crashers. CC is SO cool. Pocket monkey kinda has the same art style and everyone knows CC so why not? behemoth can use them as developers and they both will make a game that can easily be #1 for awhile, for like $4.99
Shmadrick / 16th Oct 2009
Cool. Will be watching this blog.